Nicole's Birthday Speech

Recently it was my dearest friend, Nicole's birthday. I wrote her a speech. Here it goes.

Nicole, I am glad to say that I have found the perfect job for you and I will try to explain why you would fit the job so well.

Firstly, the perfect job for you is to be an FBI Agent.

So here is why you should be an FBI Agent…

Firstly, “You like to recommend emo movies to me”

Usually FBI Agents ARE in emo movies as a secret undercover cop.

"You like to call people ‘cute’ when they make silly jokes”

An FBI Agent has to have a sense of humour.

“You are usually quite cool (not panic)”

An FBI Agent needs to maintain their calm in peril and danger.

“You are always willing to lend a listening ear”

FBI Agents need to listen to criminal witnesses a lot.

“You are actually quite pro in badminton but do not like to show off”

An FBI Agent does not show off his defensive skills.

“You are not really into materialistic things”

You don’t see FBI Agents wearing Armani suits.

“When she is shocked, she likes to say “OMG, are you serious???!””

There is a lot of uncertainty surrounding an FBI Agent’s job.

“More of a quiet than a talkative person”

FBI Agents are quiet people by nature.

Last but not least, “You like to scold me when I forget your birthday”

FBI Agents hate it when people screw up their operations.

So there you have it, Nicole, I have found the perfect job that suits you! Hopefully we won’t know when you become an FBI Agent as it is meant to be a secret.

Happy 21st birthday. :)